Good luck tearing your eyes away from these incredible Jodie Marsh pictures

Wow. Just... wow. Jodie Marsh has been through many extreme looks over the years, but even the infamous belt/boobs incident didn't hold our attention as much as this.

This isn't the scene after an ill-fated spraytan - Jodie has, in fact, been training to enter a bodybuilding competition for the past eight weeks, and these are the staggering results.

"This is the best I’ve ever felt, and the best my body has ever felt too," she says, and we're not going to argue, because we're bloody terrified of her now. "In just 50 days I have gone from 25% body fat to 10% body fat, gained 8 pounds of muscle, and lost 20 pounds of fat. In 8 weeks I have achieved what normally takes 6 to 9 months."

She's also chuffed that she placed fifth in the Ladies Physique category at the competition she entered, saying "I’m really happy I’m going home with a trophy. If I can do this in eight weeks, competing against the best of the best in the UK, then what else can I achieve with more training time? I’m 100% confident that if I had more time to train I could have placed in the top three and go through to finals. We’ll have to see what happens next year!"

Obviously there's a reality show to go with all this - she's Jodie Marsh, she wouldn't just do it for the fun of it - Jodie Marsh: Bodybuilder will be shown on the DMAX channel in January. You know, January, when we'll all be really fat and might be forced to see Jodie as some sort of fitness role model.